Forest Plumbing

Ladies & gentlemen, it would appear I have a cyberstalker!
This sad individual goes by the name of Richard Davidson, claims to have contacted me numerous times (which he did on Facebook, wanting to have hot, sweaty man sex with me, I politely declined, explaining that I'm not into guys, follicly challenged or otherwise, and suggested that he gets into the gimp suit he said he wanted to wear for me, take a few selfies and get on Grindr, I'm sure he'll get plenty of responses but should be aware that a safe word may not always work and he might end up getting a severe kicking) has never been a customer, just likes to spend his time sending out 1 star ratings for companies he has never used. Claims to have spoken to a young woman, I don't employ a young woman, the guy is just a doofus. Get a life DICK! (aptly named).