Queens Pad
I wish I could say I was kidding, but I’m totes not.
This is Janissss. Extra s’s because she’s sassy and also a sycho. she doesn’t care that her spelling sucks. She costs more than my most expensive anything but she’s worth it because she keeps your mutha’s big fat trap shut. worth. ever. penny. she refuses to brew coffee though. but only when your mom’s in town.
this is Lady Smegma. She thinks you’re a twat for assuming she’d be a kitchen appliance just because she’s a girl. she likes to fight mick over whose dick is going to be up Bowies ass. She smokes camel straights and just can’t today. she’s so done.
Say hello to our new wine fridge, Bowie. he’s not entertaining oyster bay or lobster tail. straight up vueve for this mo-fo. don’t even walk in his direction unless your eye makeup is running and you have mick jaggers dick up your ass. wankers. I know. I should be sleeping but I can’t stop, its so much fun. I’m going to find Bowie a hooker girlfriend now.
in honor of gramps. we’ll call him Carmine and we’ll only put Italian meats and cheeses in him.
I literally love and hate this at the same time. Help me.
no idea, but I love this. it looks like an old fashioned suitcase my grandpa had. I want it. its like a $1 to me, please!
I like this style, not color.
this is baller. I want it.
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