There may be a rescue, and forgive my mind change. Girls and designers allowed, especially if a bit desperate.
Tile Bar. Montauk 4 inch/ use three colors. Yes, each color will have a range ......but you use three colors.
In a percentage of perhaps 50% Gin white, 25 % Sand Dune, and 25 % Fog. Remember you're getting subtlety of shades within each of those and you're bravely taking the "mix " a step further.
You still have to nuke those walls to cabinet match. Then? See a mock up below. You'd need a tile pro with a skill set and a good eye. But cheaper than a cabinet paint job, and certainly less than a counter change. For a few boxes of test? Well worth it a try: ) since to my mind, not much to lose.
Stainless appliances? that would help a lot as well.
Just commit to a paint change, asap for those walls.
The point? Make it allllll look intentional. : )
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